In this episode of ABTS, Doug, Matt, and AJ discuss a broad spectrum of topics including: viral memes, an early access game review, as well as a new segment that will probably never happen again!
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Viral stuff:
This god damn dress (blue/black vs. gold/white)
#WeaselPecker (A Weasel riding a Woodpecker)
Paula Deen riding things
Tech stuff:
Doug talks about his Surface Pro 3 and the accessories
Matt defends Windows ME
THERE’S A KNOCK AT MATT’S DOOR
Lastronaut is now available for iOS!
An interview with the developers is on the horizon!
Doug: 8.7/10
Aj: 8.5/10
DO NOT PLAY GAMES WHILE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
Matt’s Apple spoof video (one of the first YouTube videos ever made)
Games We’ve Been Playing:
AJ: Magic the Gathering, Destiny, Lastronaut
Doug: Grow Home, Violet Storm, Lastronaut
Games that come out this month:
Final Fantasy Type-0 HD
Final Fantasy X/X-2 Re-remaster for PS4
Bloodborne
Some guy beat Fallout: New Vegas without ever healing once!
Five Nights at Freddy’s / Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 / Five Nights at Freddy’s 3
Worst game of the episode: Pregnancy
ABTS Research Division: You used to be able to get Dunkaroos at Walmart, we are not sure if you can now.
Good News / Sad News
Good: Unreal Engine 4 is free
Sad: Maxis is no more
I Was The Walrus:
The I Was The Walrus theme song is brought to you by DJ Cutman! Check out his SoundCloud here!
Contestants: Doug vs. Matt
Category 1: You’re stuck in a doctor’s office waiting room forever. And you can have one item. What is it?
Round 1: Walmart vs. A Crate of Lunchables
Category 2: What material would your Harry Potter wand be made of? And what would be the core?
Round 2: Igneous Rock and Plutonium vs. Twizzlers and Marijuana
Category 3: What USB extension would you not want to have?
Round 3: USB Heating Gloves vs. USB Sony Walkman
