Month: March 2018

ABTS-227: The Matrix On Acid

March 26, 2018 almostBetterThanSilence ABTS, Podcasts 0:59:48

In this episode of ABTS, Doug, Bren, and Matt discuss the various games they’ve been playing, then play a quick Game Or No Game before some random tangents and news.

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Games We’ve Been Playing:

Bren: Enter the Gungeon, Wizorb
Matt: The NY Times Crossword
Doug: Kingdom Hearts Re:Coded (movie), Talisman, Path to the Sky

Game Or No Game

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Sportsfriends – Game
The Brave Little Toaster Goes To Mars – No game
Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader: Make the Grade – Game
Michael Jackson: The Experience – Game
Who Wants To School? – No game
Bad Boys: Miami Takedown – Game
Antz Extreme Racing – Game
Legend of the Sketchbook – No game
Nuclear Booty Advance – No game

ABTS-226: Next Level Humor

March 19, 2018 almostBetterThanSilence ABTS, Podcasts 0:51:11

In this episode of ABTS, Doug, Mark, and returning guest Tracy Wheatley from the Paper News Out Loud podcast all discuss the games they’ve been playing, plus they get to play both Game Or No Game and I Was The Walrus!

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Games We’ve Been Playing:

Doug: Life is Strange: Before the Storm (Farewell episode), Kingdom Hearts Re:Chain of Memories
Mark: Dark Souls III, Overwatch
Tracy: Nier: Automata, The Evil Within 2, Dishonored

Game Or No Game

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A Dump In The Dark – Game
Tiger Woods: In Trouble Again! – No Game
Chester Cheetah: Too Cool To Fool – Game
Dragon Ball G – No Game
Kelly Slater’s Pro Surfer – Game
Mount Your Friends 3D: A Hard Man Is Good To Climb – Game
Super Tits Rush – Game
The Wonderful End Of The World – Game

I Was The Walrus:

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Contestants: Doug vs. Tracy
Category 1: A nucear bomb just went off, traffic is gridlocked. How do you get home and gather resources?
Round 1: Smoke weed and hope for a cheetah vs. Steal a Jeep and go off-roading
Category 2: What flavor would make a good beer?
Round 2: The One Punch Man (cyanide + ghost pepper) vs. Key Lime Pie
Dignity Category: You have control of Reddit. What do you do to cause the most notable chaos?
Dignity Round: Change everything to Tom DeLonge making first contact vs. Everything is coded in emojis/heiroglyphics

ABTS-225: Little Finger Condoms

March 12, 2018 almostBetterThanSilence ABTS, Podcasts 0:57:03

In this episode of ABTS, Doug, Bren, and Whitney are joined by returning guest Kenny Rotter from the Dumbbells & Dragons podcast! They discuss the games they’ve been playing, some various tabletop games, plus they get to play I Was The Walrus!

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Games We’ve Been Playing:

Doug: Kingdom Hearts Re:Chain of Memories
Bren: Enter The Gungeon
Whitney: Dragon Quest Builders
Kenny: Plants vs. Zombies

I Was The Walrus:

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Contestants: Kenny vs. Whitney
Category 1: You just discovered a new bone in the human body. What’s its name and what’s its function?
Round 1: Zach Morris (stop time) vs. Wompus (pug tail)
Category 2: There is a mime on an elevator. What is he doing?
Round 2: Masturbating vs. Reading the newspaper

Contestants: Kenny vs. Bren
Category 1: If pyramids were hollow, what’s inside of them?
Round 1: Little finger condoms vs. Creamy nougat
Category 2: If everyone remained babies their entire life, what would be the strangest occupation to see someone in?
Round 2: Pornstar vs. Babysitter

ABTS-224: Memes Are Dead

March 5, 2018 almostBetterThanSilence ABTS, Podcasts 0:58:49

In this episode of ABTS, Doug, Mark, Matt, and Whitney discuss the games they’ve been playing, plus they get to answer some spicy Stumpers as well as play I Was The Walrus!

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Games We’ve Been Playing:

Doug: Kingdom Hearts Re:Chain of Memories
Mark: Dark Souls 3
Matt: Nothing!
Whitney: Florence

Stumpers

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I Was The Walrus:

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Contestants: Mark vs. Whitney
Category 1: You’re an archeologist. You just found the most least expected item in a dig. What is it?
Round 1: Zach Morris vs. Tomb within a tomb (russian nesting doll)
Category 2: How will you design a feature to eliminate traffic in a car?
Round 2: Turn your car into a skateboard and grind vs. Tires that go sideways
Category 3: You just got suspended from school for a month. What did you do?
Round 3: Rick Astley on the morning announcements vs. Unsupervised animal disection