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ABTS-270: Best of Game Or No Game Vol. III

In this episode of ABTS, Doug and AJ give commentary on the third installment of Best of Game Or No Game!

ABTS-268: Best of Game Or No Game Vol. II

In this bonus episode of ABTS, Doug and Bren continue to look back on some of the best moments of Game Or No Game!

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ABTS-266: Best of Game Or No Game Vol. I

In this bonus episode of ABTS, Doug and Bren reflect on the inception of the conversation game Game Or No Game and give their commentary on some of the best moments.

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ABTS-153: Best of IWTW Vol. VIII

In this episode of ABTS, Doug and AJ continue to look back on the absurd things that were said during our conversation game I Was The Walrus! This episode features Jon Gabrus of the High & Mighty podcast, plus we learn why birdwatching is now illegal, as well as some of our host’s signature sex moves!

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Episode: ABTS-128: Sense of Nonsensicalness

Contestants: Bren vs. Matt
Category 1: What is the next Sci-Fi franchise starting with Star ____?
Round 1: Star Jammers vs. Star Search
Category 2: Imagine you are a planet, what is your terrain made out of and what is the most populous creature that lives on you?
Round 2: Giant fleshy ball of skin with self doubt creatures vs. Spacecrest in habited by Ryan Spacecrest?
Category 3: Name a galaxy. Instead of the Milky Way, what is yours?
Round 3: The Horse Butt Nebula vs. The View

Episode: ABTS-129: Jon Gabrus Interview

Contestants: Bren vs. Gabrus
Category 1: If you could have a convenient machine serve anything, what would it be?
Round 1: Machine that injects cheesecake into your bloodstream vs. A variety sandwich machine
Category 2: If gravity were reversed, what would be your best method of staying on Earth?
Round 2: Spiderman around with box turtles vs. Monkey bars
Category 3: What is the most unlikely thing to find at the bottom of the ocean?
Round 3: Yourself vs. An above ground pool

Episode: ABTS-131: Noun Haze

Contestants: Bren vs. Mark
Category 1: What is the name of your strain of weed?
Round 1: Denmark Junglediddle vs. Stinky Tupperware
Category 2: Birdwatching is now illegal. What is the new hobby?
Round 2: Bear-tickling vs. Bark-tasting

Episode: ABTS-134: Drunk In Game

Contestants: Bren vs. Doug
Category 1: Come up with a name that’s a combination of two names. Funniest one wins!
Round 1: Jameeliam vs. Fergelica
Category 2: How would you post bail using only Omegle?
Round 2: Hope for a mutual jerk off session vs. Make a face out of my ass using my dick as a nose
Category 3: What is the next big MMO game?
Round 3: A game in prison where you have to post bail using Chat Roulette vs. Find That Person!

Episode: ABTS-135: Chaos And Tears

Contestants: Bren vs. Mark
Category 1: You are making the next psychological thriller game. What is the Shyamalan twist?
Round 1: You are in Mark’s brain vs. You are entertainment for rich people
Category 2: What is your signature sex move?
Round 2: The Stanky Taun Taun vs. Friday Night Lights
Category 3: What is the name of your one hit wonder?
Round 3: Dat Dang Ol’ Pussy Stank vs. Don’t Leave Tonight

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ABTS-151: Best of IWTW Vol. VII

In this episode of ABTS, Doug and Matt look back on some of our strangest goofs from the conversation game I Was The Walrus! Some of which include: the inception of Breadshoes.rocks, the color Hodgman, Press Continue Podcast returns, as well as the “birth” of Humpmaster 7.

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Episode: ABTS-098: This Open World Is Too Open

Contestants: Doug vs. Bren
Category 1: If your earlobes grew an inch a day, what would keep you from giving up on life?
Round 1: Crowdfunding sites vs. Nothing. I would turn them into a noose and kill myself.

Episode: ABTS-099: BreadShoes.Rocks

Contestants: Doug vs. Bren
Category 1: If there was a new color what would you name it?
Round 1: Dro vs. Hodgman
Category 2: If you could ban one type of clothing, what would it be?
Round 2:  Overalls vs. Flat brimmed hats
Category 3: What restaraunt franchise do you play a prank at, and what is the prank?
Round 3:  Pail of rocks falling on Panera Bread customers vs. Subway fliers with Jared saying ‘Kids love our footlongs’

Episode: ABTS-106: Slither.io – Touch Yourself

Contestants: Doug vs. Matt
Category 1: If you could ask Tom Hanks for a favor, what would it be?
Round 1: Break me out of jail vs. Record my voicemail

Episode: ABTS-112: Legal PCP (Press Continue Podcast)

Contestants: Adam vs. Brittany
Category 1: If you could turn the other persons teeth into anything, what would you choose?
Round 1: Fire vs. Candy corn

Episode: ABTS-120: The Next Big Rhythm Game

Contestants: Bren vs. Doug
Category 1: What is the funniest hack you can do to someone?
Round 1: Make Kanye West a horse girl vs. Audio hack ABTS on everyone
Category 2: If you had to come up with the next big rhthym game, what would it be?
Round 2: Hambone Jambone vs. HumpMaster 7 Rebirth Edition
Category 3: If you could make the next trend in the car scene what would it be?
Round 3: Deeper dish rims for four alphalty pizzas vs. A dick for an antenna

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ABTS-149: Best of IWTW Vol. VI

In this episode of ABTS, Doug and Bren continue to clog your feed with reflections of the past year’s conversation game I Was The Walrus! We revisit the Attack stopping by to play a few games, as well as hear one of Mark’s categories getting rejected!

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Episode: ABTS-090: Nailed By A Meteor

Contestants: AJ vs. Bren
Category 1: Who do you wish you could run for president?
Round 1: Steve Urkel vs. Flint Lockwood
BS Category: Why is Kazaam your favorite movie?
BS Round: He needs a fake name vs. The movie come to an end
Category 2: What do you wish could rain from the sky?
Round 2:  Christina Applegate vs. Dildos

Episode: ABTS-092: Catching Up With Bruce

Contestants: Bruce vs. Bren
Category 2: If you could name a new NFL team, what is their name and the symbol on the helmet?
Round 2:  Arizona ’69ers vs. Arizona Dickbutts

Episode: ABTS-093: The Attack Takes Over

Contestants: Alex vs. Yaniv
Category 1: What class do you wish they taught in high school?
Round 1: How to hide your penis class in gym class vs. Hiking
Category 2: If you could own a restaurant what is the name and the famous dish?
Round 2:  McDonald’s Shits vs. Mostly C???

Contestants: Evanne vs. Yaniv
Category 1: If your dick was made of glass, how would you smash it?
Round 1: All my girlfriends faces vs. Alex’s face revised to a finishing wrestling move
Category 2: If you could go big game hunting throughout all of fiction, what would you want stuffed and mounted on your wall?
Round 2: Orc from LOTR vs. Scar from The Lion King
Category 3: What do you wish the human body could expel?
Round 3: Stuffed animals vs. Nickelodeon Slime

Contestants: Evanne vs. Alex
Bonus Category:
 It turns out your toilet is a portal, where does it lead?
Bonus Round: Johto (Pokemon world) vs. Shit factory

Episode: ABTS-095: Blindly Groping

Contestants: Doug vs. Mark
Category 1: What is the seventh sense?
Round 1: Feeling aliens vs. Dreaming of people who have not been born

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