i was the walrus

ABTS-196: The Attack Strikes Back

In this episode of ABTS, Doug is joined by Alex Corea and Rob Fee of The Attack! They discuss the current hiatus, the TV deal with Disney, and they get a chance to play a few games of I Was The Walrus.

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Twitters: @TheAttack, @AlexCorea, @RobFee

I Was The Walrus:

The I Was The Walrus theme song is brought to you by DJ CutmanCheck out his SoundCloud here!

Contestants: Alex vs. Rob
Category 1: Create your own adjective.
Round 1: Dunchy vs. Slanky-spine
Category 2: What two celebs do you wish could fusion dance? And who do they create?
Round 2: Danny DeVitLeonardo Decaprio vs. The Underpacer
Category 3: What’s your fursona?
Round 3: Danny DeVito vs. Squirrel

ABTS-194: The Meme Hipster

In this episode of ABTS, Doug, Bren, and Mark discuss the games they’ve been playing, how Mark has been investing in cryptocurrencies, plus they revive a neglected conversation game: I Was The Walrus!

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Games We’ve Been Playing:

Doug: Last Day of June
Bren: Nier: Automata
Mark: Persona 5

I Was The Walrus:

The I Was The Walrus theme song is brought to you by DJ CutmanCheck out his SoundCloud here!

Contestants: Bren vs. Mark
Category 1: If memes were dieties, who is your meme God?
Round 1: Dickbutt vs. Mike Sandy
Category 2: What is your spirit animal’s nemesis?
Round 2: The air vs. Trash Owl
Category 3: If you could pick any existing super hero to be your side-kick, who would it be?
Round 3: Mike Sandy vs. Grape Nose Lad

ABTS-159: Budborne

In this episode of ABTS, Doug, Bren, and Mark all discuss a recent phishing attempt on Mark’s Steam account, games they’ve been playing, how much of a disappointment the Eragon movie was, plus they play a game of I Was The Walrus and finish the episode with a traumatizing song!

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Games We’ve Been Playing:

Doug: The World Ends With You
Bren: XCOM 2
Mark: Beyond Eyes

I Was The Walrus:

The I Was The Walrus theme song is brought to you by DJ CutmanCheck out his SoundCloud here!

Contestants: Doug vs. Mark
Category 1: Everyone knows Wu-Tang Clan ain’t nothing to fuck with. What is something to fuck with?
Round 1: Twins vs. Going to a liberal college, setting up a booth and saying there is only one gender.
Category 2: What R-rated movie should get a children’s toy line?
Round 2: Anaconda vs. Tropic Thunder
Category 3: What’s a parasite you want to have?
Round 3: One that shits knowledge into your brain vs. A liposuction-on-he-go parasite who is picky

ABTS-155: The Biggest Neckbeards

In this episode of ABTS, Doug, Bren, and AJ all discuss what they got for Christmas, games they’ve been playing, the yearly ABTS report card, and they all play a game of I Was The Walrus!

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Games We’ve Been Playing:

Doug: Attack on Titan, Final Fantasy XV
Bren:
AJ: Destiny

I Was The Walrus:

The I Was The Walrus theme song is brought to you by DJ CutmanCheck out his SoundCloud here!

Contestants: AJ vs. Bren
Category 1: What new scent would you create for candles?
Round 1: Burger King vs. Pickle juice
Category 2: What occupation would you project onto a wildlife creature?
Round 2: Snakes as spies vs. Coy fish accountant

ABTS-154: Have Your Own Waifu

In this episode of ABTS, Doug, Bren, and Matt are full of callback jokes today as they discuss the games they’ve been playing, a new virtual assistant taking over in Japan, as well as play both Stumpers and I Was The Walrus!

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Games We’ve Been Playing:

Doug: Rocket League, Spin Tree, Bluk
Bren: Divinity: Original Sin
Matt: City Skylines

Waifu AI girl by Gatebox video link

Stumpers

The Stumpers theme song is brought to you by Anthony BengeCheck out his SoundCloud here!

  

I Was The Walrus:

The I Was The Walrus theme song is brought to you by DJ CutmanCheck out his SoundCloud here!

Contestants: Doug vs. Matt
Category 1: What’s the best thing you could possibly hear in the middle of the night?
Round 1: A flying ice cream truck offering a midnight snack vs. Publishers Clearing House
Category 2: Give the appendix a new purpose. What is it?
Round 2: Melt metal coins vs. Drink motor oil
Category 3: What Kidz Bop cover album do you want to hear?
Round 3: Don’t Leave Tonight, Dat Dang ‘Ol Pussy Stank vs. Bloodhound Gang’s – The Bad Touch

ABTS-153: Best of IWTW Vol. VIII

In this episode of ABTS, Doug and AJ continue to look back on the absurd things that were said during our conversation game I Was The Walrus! This episode features Jon Gabrus of the High & Mighty podcast, plus we learn why birdwatching is now illegal, as well as some of our host’s signature sex moves!

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Episode: ABTS-128: Sense of Nonsensicalness

Contestants: Bren vs. Matt
Category 1: What is the next Sci-Fi franchise starting with Star ____?
Round 1: Star Jammers vs. Star Search
Category 2: Imagine you are a planet, what is your terrain made out of and what is the most populous creature that lives on you?
Round 2: Giant fleshy ball of skin with self doubt creatures vs. Spacecrest in habited by Ryan Spacecrest?
Category 3: Name a galaxy. Instead of the Milky Way, what is yours?
Round 3: The Horse Butt Nebula vs. The View

Episode: ABTS-129: Jon Gabrus Interview

Contestants: Bren vs. Gabrus
Category 1: If you could have a convenient machine serve anything, what would it be?
Round 1: Machine that injects cheesecake into your bloodstream vs. A variety sandwich machine
Category 2: If gravity were reversed, what would be your best method of staying on Earth?
Round 2: Spiderman around with box turtles vs. Monkey bars
Category 3: What is the most unlikely thing to find at the bottom of the ocean?
Round 3: Yourself vs. An above ground pool

Episode: ABTS-131: Noun Haze

Contestants: Bren vs. Mark
Category 1: What is the name of your strain of weed?
Round 1: Denmark Junglediddle vs. Stinky Tupperware
Category 2: Birdwatching is now illegal. What is the new hobby?
Round 2: Bear-tickling vs. Bark-tasting

Episode: ABTS-134: Drunk In Game

Contestants: Bren vs. Doug
Category 1: Come up with a name that’s a combination of two names. Funniest one wins!
Round 1: Jameeliam vs. Fergelica
Category 2: How would you post bail using only Omegle?
Round 2: Hope for a mutual jerk off session vs. Make a face out of my ass using my dick as a nose
Category 3: What is the next big MMO game?
Round 3: A game in prison where you have to post bail using Chat Roulette vs. Find That Person!

Episode: ABTS-135: Chaos And Tears

Contestants: Bren vs. Mark
Category 1: You are making the next psychological thriller game. What is the Shyamalan twist?
Round 1: You are in Mark’s brain vs. You are entertainment for rich people
Category 2: What is your signature sex move?
Round 2: The Stanky Taun Taun vs. Friday Night Lights
Category 3: What is the name of your one hit wonder?
Round 3: Dat Dang Ol’ Pussy Stank vs. Don’t Leave Tonight

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