i was the walrus

ABTS-151: Best of IWTW Vol. VII

In this episode of ABTS, Doug and Matt look back on some of our strangest goofs from the conversation game I Was The Walrus! Some of which include: the inception of Breadshoes.rocks, the color Hodgman, Press Continue Podcast returns, as well as the “birth” of Humpmaster 7.

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Episode: ABTS-098: This Open World Is Too Open

Contestants: Doug vs. Bren
Category 1: If your earlobes grew an inch a day, what would keep you from giving up on life?
Round 1: Crowdfunding sites vs. Nothing. I would turn them into a noose and kill myself.

Episode: ABTS-099: BreadShoes.Rocks

Contestants: Doug vs. Bren
Category 1: If there was a new color what would you name it?
Round 1: Dro vs. Hodgman
Category 2: If you could ban one type of clothing, what would it be?
Round 2:  Overalls vs. Flat brimmed hats
Category 3: What restaraunt franchise do you play a prank at, and what is the prank?
Round 3:  Pail of rocks falling on Panera Bread customers vs. Subway fliers with Jared saying ‘Kids love our footlongs’

Episode: ABTS-106: Slither.io – Touch Yourself

Contestants: Doug vs. Matt
Category 1: If you could ask Tom Hanks for a favor, what would it be?
Round 1: Break me out of jail vs. Record my voicemail

Episode: ABTS-112: Legal PCP (Press Continue Podcast)

Contestants: Adam vs. Brittany
Category 1: If you could turn the other persons teeth into anything, what would you choose?
Round 1: Fire vs. Candy corn

Episode: ABTS-120: The Next Big Rhythm Game

Contestants: Bren vs. Doug
Category 1: What is the funniest hack you can do to someone?
Round 1: Make Kanye West a horse girl vs. Audio hack ABTS on everyone
Category 2: If you had to come up with the next big rhthym game, what would it be?
Round 2: Hambone Jambone vs. HumpMaster 7 Rebirth Edition
Category 3: If you could make the next trend in the car scene what would it be?
Round 3: Deeper dish rims for four alphalty pizzas vs. A dick for an antenna

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ABTS-150: There’s No Talking Cats Here

In this episode of ABTS, Doug, Bren, Matt, and Mark all discuss the games they’ve been playing, plus they get a visit from Bastaclaus himself (as well as another surprise guest), and then Mark has to leave before an absurd game of I Was The Walrus! Happy 150 episodes!

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Games We’ve Been Playing:

Doug: Rocket League, Madden
Bren: Pokemon Sun
Mark: Dark Cloud 2, The Last Of Us, Bloodborne, more…
Matt: Cookie Clicker, Civilization VI

I Was The Walrus:

The I Was The Walrus theme song is brought to you by DJ CutmanCheck out his SoundCloud here!

Contestants: Doug vs. Matt
Category 1: What episode of The Adventures of Mary Kate & Ashley was not allowed to air and why?
Round 1: The Case of the Aliennns vs. The Case of Lindsay Lohan’s Missing Body Mass
Category 2: What TV channel is coming in on the Teletubbies stomachs?
Round 2: Spice channel vs. Food Network 2
Category 3: Give Weird Al a superhero-esque origin story for how he became ‘Weird’?
Round 3: He is from an alternate dimension vs. A TV show called ‘The Secret Life of Al Yankovic’ got cancelled

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ABTS-149: Best of IWTW Vol. VI

In this episode of ABTS, Doug and Bren continue to clog your feed with reflections of the past year’s conversation game I Was The Walrus! We revisit the Attack stopping by to play a few games, as well as hear one of Mark’s categories getting rejected!

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Episode: ABTS-090: Nailed By A Meteor

Contestants: AJ vs. Bren
Category 1: Who do you wish you could run for president?
Round 1: Steve Urkel vs. Flint Lockwood
BS Category: Why is Kazaam your favorite movie?
BS Round: He needs a fake name vs. The movie come to an end
Category 2: What do you wish could rain from the sky?
Round 2:  Christina Applegate vs. Dildos

Episode: ABTS-092: Catching Up With Bruce

Contestants: Bruce vs. Bren
Category 2: If you could name a new NFL team, what is their name and the symbol on the helmet?
Round 2:  Arizona ’69ers vs. Arizona Dickbutts

Episode: ABTS-093: The Attack Takes Over

Contestants: Alex vs. Yaniv
Category 1: What class do you wish they taught in high school?
Round 1: How to hide your penis class in gym class vs. Hiking
Category 2: If you could own a restaurant what is the name and the famous dish?
Round 2:  McDonald’s Shits vs. Mostly C???

Contestants: Evanne vs. Yaniv
Category 1: If your dick was made of glass, how would you smash it?
Round 1: All my girlfriends faces vs. Alex’s face revised to a finishing wrestling move
Category 2: If you could go big game hunting throughout all of fiction, what would you want stuffed and mounted on your wall?
Round 2: Orc from LOTR vs. Scar from The Lion King
Category 3: What do you wish the human body could expel?
Round 3: Stuffed animals vs. Nickelodeon Slime

Contestants: Evanne vs. Alex
Bonus Category:
 It turns out your toilet is a portal, where does it lead?
Bonus Round: Johto (Pokemon world) vs. Shit factory

Episode: ABTS-095: Blindly Groping

Contestants: Doug vs. Mark
Category 1: What is the seventh sense?
Round 1: Feeling aliens vs. Dreaming of people who have not been born

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ABTS-147: Best of IWTW Vol. V

In this episode of ABTS, Doug and Bren reflect on the best I Was The Walrus moments of the past year by adding some commentary. Please enjoy some of our best goofs over the course of December!

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Episode: ABTS-078: The New Year’s Spectacular

Contestants: Mark vs. Doug
Category: You are building a video game and it’s an FPS like Doom. What is the most horrifying monster you can come up with?
Round 1: A creature that knows who you love most and takes all of your insecurities and projects them at you, some crazy emo shit hahahah vs. The most flexible woman
Category: Like a State Farm commercial you can summon anyone you want, who is it? Bonus points for jingle.
Round 2: Some guy from Walmart holding raw meat? vs. Your Drug Dealer (Jingle: Like a good dealer, bring me dank nugs!)

Episode: ABTS-084: Video Game Withdrawal

Contestants: Mark vs. Bren
Category: What is the symbol on your chest and what does it represent (you as a superhero)?
Round 1: Tesseract for Ayayka vs. Bag for Bagman

Episode: ABTS-086: HDMI Cables As Belts

Contestants: Matt vs. Bren
Category 1: What TV show cast would you want to save you from being kidnapped?
Round 1: The Secret Life of Alex Mack vs. The Surreal Life
Category 2: You are able to create a legendary artifact with powers. What is the name, item, and power?
Round 2: Steal Gloves vs. Powerglove of Revengeance
Category 3: What is the name of your murder mystery novel?
Round 3:  Nabrok She Wrote vs. Buzzfeed Spree

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ABTS-146: Ify Nwadiwe Interview

In this episode of ABTS, Doug and Bren interview actor, comedian, and twitch streamer Ify Nwadiwe of Nerdist and Geek & Sundry! Some topics of conversation include Ify’s gaming background, major life decisions based on gaming consoles, and weirdest puking stories, plus they get a chance to play I Was The Walrus!

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Ify’s Twitter (@ifysnotfunny)
Ify’s Twitch streams (@ifdeez, @nerdist, @geekandsundry)

I Was The Walrus:

The I Was The Walrus theme song is brought to you by DJ CutmanCheck out his SoundCloud here!

Contestants: Bren vs. Ify
Category 1: What is the worst thing you could eat first thing in the morning?
Round 1: Hair of the three-headed dog vs. Spicy gumbo
Category 2: If you had to play a video game for a living, what would you pick?
Round 2: Planet Coaster vs. Overwatch
Category 3: What is the slogan to your energy drink?
Round 3: Let It In Ya (Jimmy Lightning) vs. Unleash the Beast (Monster)

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ABTS-143: Computer Years

In this episode of ABTS, Doug, Bren, and AJ all discuss how old their gaming PCs are, the various games they’ve been playing, plus they play I Was The Walrus!

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Games We’ve Been Playing:

Doug: Skyrim, Journey
Bren: Overwatch
AJ: Runescape, Overwatch

I Was The Walrus:

The I Was The Walrus theme song is brought to you by DJ CutmanCheck out his SoundCloud here!

Contestants: Bren vs. Doug
Category 1: If you could invent anything that does not exist, what would it be?
Round 1: The Spam Stamper vs. The Goo Sucker
Category 2: If you could make a room in your house anything you wanted, what would it be?
Round 2: Puppy room vs. Wind tunnel room

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