In this episode of ABTS, Doug and Bren wish our listeners a Merry Christmas and conclude this four part series that showcases the best moments of our conversation game I Was The Walrus. This episode features XP Earned Podcast and Charles Max Wood! Have a great holiday!
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I Was The Walrus:
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Contestants: Matt vs. Kier
Category: What game show host would you like to take the life of? (Not kill, but only live their game show life)
Round 2: Wayne Brady on Let’s Make a Deal vs. Drew Carey on Whose Line is it Anyway
Category: What’s your worst fear’s fear?
Round 3: Driving on a highway in front of a cop that’s filming an episode of Cops vs. Everything
Contestants: Shane vs. Jessi
Category 3: If you could give any game franchise a cart game, what would it be?
Round 3: The Last of Us vs. God of War
Category 1: If you were the founder of a new planet, what would you name it?
Round 1: Earth 2: Electric Boogaloo vs. That Big One Over There
Contestants: Charles vs. Doug
Category 1: You are the keeper of the forest, what do you do to troll the inhabitants?
Round 1: Eat all the fresh fruit and then gas the forest vs. Plug up all the holes that the critters live in
Contestants: AJ vs. Doug
Category 2: If you had to create a chimera?
Round 2: Buzzard with two heads (Whoopi Goldberg + Dave Coulier) vs. Body of Komodo Dragon, wings of a Condor, head of a hammerhead shark, alternating legs of a giant octopus and a Goliath birder eater
Category 3: If you could pick any classic rock song to be the theme of your life, what would it be?
Round 3: Crazy on You – Heart vs. Taking Care of Business – Bachman Turner Overdrive
Contestants: Bruce vs. Mark
Category: If you could take any character from one universe and put them in another, who and where?
Round 1: The God Zeus in Magic Mike XXL vs. Stanley Yelnats in the movie Interstellar
Category: Where in the world was Carmen Sandiego this whole time? Better back story wins.
Round 3: After completing the Italian job, Carmen was driven off a bridge when two of her fellow thieves tried to take all of the gold and the vaseline. As she swam downward away from the machine gun fire, she found an underwater cave where the seven sages were congregating. After enticing them with her soaking wet body she was able to open up a portal to ??? where some say she reigns as dark princess to this day vs. Nobody has any idea what the fuck Mark is talking about.
Contestants: Bren vs. Doug
Category: You’re naked in school again and you have to explain to the teacher why or you go to jail.
Round 2: So claustrophobic that the mere thought of clothes restricting me would put me in a panicked state vs. Because you told me today was No Clothes Day